1988 Kawasaki KLR650 Dirt Bike Savannah GA
28-10-2014, 22:43. Author: Low Country Customs
1988 Kawasaki KLR650, Very Custom Bike, White Trash Super Star, New Front Tire, Must See Photos - Before we get started with this fun description please note that this bike fires right up and the motor runs strong. Now, let’s get to it! So you’re mad at your wife for cheating on you with your brother who is also your neighbor? Then you should buy this bike, throw your wife’s sister on the back and stop by to visit them. Nothing says classy like getting with your wife’s sister when your brother steals your wife, just don’t let mom find out! Nobody wants moms to get mad! Some might say this bike is old, outdated, and outclassed. They just don’t know about this White Trash Superstar quite yet. When you ride up on them they are all gonna be jealous that your Custom Air Box Cover matches the Beer you have in your Beer Holder as you turn around and grab a smoke out of your custom holder on the rear fender! When it’s cold, use the choke and you twist the throttle 3 times. Exactly 3 times. Don’t mess around. Clinch your teeth and push the button, you never know what might happen, it might just start! TA DA! The Monster is alive. Let it warm up, remove the choke and let her come back to idle. Don’t rev it like you know you want to, just let it chill. If it’s hot, check the Custom Anti-Freeze Overflow (Mountain Dew Bottle) to ensure you are below the Hot Line, and the Kold Line. You thought you wouldn’t have one of these didn’t you? Well, no worries here…We hooked you up! If you’re planning on wearing sandals while riding this monster you may need to look for a little pink scooter instead, this isn’t for you. If you can start this bike, ride this bike and want to own this bike… you will get a certificate. That’s just because if you can do all three of those things you deserve a certificate. So, you want to know what it comes with? Well here is a list: *Service Manual (Yep) *Sweet Custom Exhaust (Nope) *Custom Miller Lite Air Box Cover (Yep) *Custom Mountain Dew Bottle Coolant Overflow (Yep) *Custom “White Trash Super Star” Paint Job (Yep) *Customized Dents & Scratches All Over Bike (Yep) *Bouncy Tigger-Like Suspension (Yep) *A Certificate Of Coolness For Owning This Bike(Yep) *A Copy Of This Craigslist Ad (Yep) *Heat Wrapped Header (Yep) *Smoke Box Holder Built Into Your Rear Fender (Yep) *Custom Brake Light Switch made exclusively of Paper Clips (Yep) *Zip Ties License Plate Holder (Yep) *Mismatched Grips (Yep) *Custom Beer / Smoke Holder (Yep) *Extra Zip Ties & Duct Tape (Nope) *New Front Tire (Yep) *Old Rear Tire (Yep) *Vibration While Riding (Yep) *Low Beam Headlight (Yep) *High Beam Headlight (Nope) *Mirrors (Nope) *Working Gauges (Nope)
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